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November 10, 2008

Body Basics

As a new student at George Washington University I don’t know many people so I spend a lot of time either studying or working out at the gym.  Since my family is planning Christmas break in Hawaii I’m exercising often in hopes of looking good in my Ed Hardy bikini!

My daily routine at the gym allows me to recognize the regulars.  What staggers me is to see the people who show up every single day working on their body yet ignoring their dental image.    One person I notice has the accent of a Texas boy, a body Michelangelo would have been proud to sculpt, yet the teeth of a tobacco chewer.  Cowboys are cute but it makes me wonder if there isn’t some fabulous Washington DC cosmetic dentist from whom this person could greatly benefit.  I feel like taking an ad out in the The Washington Post advising my cowboy to wash, rinse, and repeat ‘till those stains are gone.

Sometimes I feel like I’m too picky, like a character from a Seinfeld rerun.  Is it too much to ask for a ‘Matt Damon’ smile?  I can’t stand bad teeth and really the first thing I notice is a person’s grin. 

Between classes last week a hotty asked me to Friday Live Jazz.  I looked at him and wished some super hero (we could call him dapper dentist DC ) would swoop down and give him a touch of Washington DC invisalign combined with a zap of whitener.  I would have then said yes.  Am I being too harsh? 

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